October 10, 2018
Let us take a moment to honor the passing of Taylor Swift’s legs.
Where these majestic pillars of heaven once were, there are now disgusting, jiggly Christmas hams.
And that is at the root of this political pivot by Swift to the far-left.
She is now completely used up.
She did not use her beauty to secure a man and have children, and now must join the war of the wasted to turn America into the kind of hell ugly things are comfortable in.
I will not be surprised if she cuts off all her hair and starts doing videos with Nicki Minaj. Actually, I will be surprised if she doesn’t do that.
Rest in peace, Taylor Swift’s legs.
We’ll never forget you.